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每日一学(4月15日)PERFECT MATCH.

A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
  Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
  Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "theres something Ive got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"
  "Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."

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      一位**为拥有一只珍贵的古玩而深感骄傲,以至于她竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色,但是谁也没有能令那位怪癖的妇女满意。

  最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那妇女对他的成果非常满意,油漆匠于是一举成名。

  多年以后,他退休了,生意也交给儿子。“爸,”儿子
,“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么绝的?”

  “儿子,”父亲回答说,“我漆了花瓶。”

掉到地上的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到泥巴里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到煤堆里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到砒霜里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到氰化钾里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到马桶里面的食物    任何時候都不能吃

I can't bear any further.
只要你相信奇迹,你就会生活在奇迹之中...
If you believe in miracles, you will be in the miracle of life...

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I couldn't bear anymore
All 3 posters of  this guy are disgusting garbage
名ID会员,会员名ID:麻將桌上小牌一張

某一天听不见,望着世界在眼前沦陷

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