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每日一学(4月1日)SLEEPING PILLS!

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sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

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安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说:“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”

掉到地上的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到泥巴里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到煤堆里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到砒霜里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到氰化钾里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到马桶里面的食物    任何時候都不能吃

好多粉丝哦

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哈哈。。超级版主 的英语看来蛮好的啊。。。我把这个板块定义为f3快捷键了。。。每天都要来学学。。。因为懒 自己的英语水平一直没有进步。。。

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投资挣钱好项目

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不满好笑的

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vicany's signature is just like the proverb.
掉到地上的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到泥巴里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到煤堆里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到砒霜里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到氰化钾里的食物  3秒内还能吃
掉到马桶里面的食物    任何時候都不能吃

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节日快乐~
只要你相信奇迹,你就会生活在奇迹之中...
If you believe in miracles, you will be in the miracle of life...

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