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作者: wade    时间: 2006-5-24 17:04     标题: computer problems

Tech support:  What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:  A white one...

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Customer:  Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support:  That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:  No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on  my desk... sorry....

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Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:  Your left or my left?

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Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer:  Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start"  for me and...
Customer:  Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer:  I have problems printing in red...
Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
Customer:  Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:  A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer:  My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:!   OK
Tech support:  Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Tech support:  Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer:  can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Five stars.

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Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:  How may I help you?
Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:  OK,  and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The  man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a dow, and his  printer is working fine."

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And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer:  I don't have a P.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  What do you mean?
Tech support:  "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
作者: 无边无际    时间: 2006-5-24 17:50

I’m not Bill Gates,too.
作者: 钻石眼泪    时间: 2006-5-24 18:12

什么啊?????????????????????????????????
作者: 亡灵法师    时间: 2006-5-24 22:58

哈哈哈,笑死人了。@@
作者: Stefanie    时间: 2006-5-24 23:08

gaoxiao de .........
作者: 山水人天    时间: 2006-5-25 09:25

一堆笑话 能不能翻译之后再上
作者: 小絮    时间: 2006-5-25 10:35

有些东西翻译后味道就变了。
作者: Stefanie    时间: 2006-5-25 10:37

不过这些笑话翻译过来也可以...

大卫!!!




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